She's JV to your varsity
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm too high and old for this...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Randomize
