i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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