just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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