Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
wow bdsm is so cute
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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