I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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