a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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