I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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