Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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