new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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