I wannas sexs uuuuu
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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