im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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