i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
