then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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