just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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