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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize