What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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