Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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