i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I don't deserve a penis
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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