i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
