dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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