So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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