I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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