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(619): View more from California

i miss you so much

(858): View more from California

i miss you too

(858): View more from California

oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

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(647): View more from Ontario

Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.

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(213): View more from California

Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub

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(707): View more from California

I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea

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