its not stalking. its research.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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