Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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