what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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