Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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