you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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