i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The ass gains better be worth it
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