Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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