Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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