I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
