why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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