Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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