I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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