I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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