Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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