Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
