Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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