He kissed a someone with a penis
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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