He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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