I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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