I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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