11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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