the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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