We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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