You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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