So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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