Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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