i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
did i walk over a car last night?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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