these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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