I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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