Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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