yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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